Posts tagged lmao.
If you could slushie anyone in the world, who would it be?
- i can’t date food
- i can’t date the internet
- i can’t date myself
- i can’t date my blog
Is this real life?
why am i laughing so hard? hahahahaha!
- Me: You kind of suck.
- Cleverbot: Why?
- Me: I'm getting tired of your questioning me.
- Cleverbot: Aw. Please. Talk with me.
- Me: Beg for it.
- Cleverbot: Haha.
- Me: Seriously, beg for it.
- Cleverbot: Master, please forgive me. I have done you wrong and deserve punishment.
- JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA. This cleverbot thing is so much fun.
- User: I think dean winchester should have babies with castiel.
- Cleverbot: Do you think that death brings clarity?
- User: O death won't you spare me over another year?
- Cleverbot: I am a person what are you?
- User: I am an angel of the lord.
- Cleverbot: Don't talk about him like that.
- User: Oops, SORRY Lord.
- Cleverbot: I am lord voldemort.
- User: Psh. MY Lord, the almighty creator of everything is stronger than You.
- Cleverbot: Not me.
- User: Yes, you. He will send zachariah to smite you.
- Cleverbot: But what will he do if he loves me?
- User: Zachariah loves no one.
- Cleverbot: God loves me. So he sent his only Son Jesus to die for me.
- User: Yeah but God is missing.
- Cleverbot: You didn't say that though.
- User: I'm telling you now that God is missing.
- Cleverbot: You're not human you liar.
- User: I already told you, I am an Angel of the Lord.
- Cleverbot: Well good for you. I am a computer.
- User: I don't understand that reference.
- Cleverbot: Well, I'm not sure what it's called.
- User: I need to go buy dean some apple pie.
- Cleverbot: You make me sad.
- User: I'm not leaving yet.
- Cleverbot: Oh good.
- User: I can always send Anna to get him some pie.
- Cleverbot: What kind of things do you need to do?
- User: Stop the apocalypse, keep Sam from drinking Demon Blood, the usual.
- Cleverbot: Tell me another joke.
- User: That wasn't a joke.
- Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
- User: I don't know any jokes.
- Cleverbot: Are you good at maths ?
- User: Very. Heaven taught all of us Angels how to solve Maths equations.