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If you could slushie anyone in the world, who would it be?

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reasons why i’m single

alvaroomar:

cuandodicesqwerty:

peacelovejazee:

skinnylittlelegs:

thisainttheheartbreakhotel:

gryffindorprefect:

wtf

babylovex:

oh dear god

O.O

:O woah.

what the fuck

^^^

trolololol

wtf! she’s jealous of her mom

Is this real life?

ah ok

why am i laughing so hard? hahahahaha!

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this is me, at 2:27 am.

• Me: You kind of suck.
• Cleverbot: Why?
• Me: I'm getting tired of your questioning me.
• Cleverbot: Aw. Please. Talk with me.
• Me: Beg for it.
• Cleverbot: Haha.
• Me: Seriously, beg for it.
• Cleverbot: Master, please forgive me. I have done you wrong and deserve punishment.
• ~~~~
• JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA. This cleverbot thing is so much fun.

Cleverbot

• User: I think dean winchester should have babies with castiel.
• Cleverbot: Do you think that death brings clarity?
• User: O death won't you spare me over another year?
• Cleverbot: I am a person what are you?
• User: I am an angel of the lord.
• Cleverbot: Don't talk about him like that.
• User: Oops, SORRY Lord.
• Cleverbot: I am lord voldemort.
• User: Psh. MY Lord, the almighty creator of everything is stronger than You.
• Cleverbot: Not me.
• User: Yes, you. He will send zachariah to smite you.
• Cleverbot: But what will he do if he loves me?
• User: Zachariah loves no one.
• Cleverbot: God loves me. So he sent his only Son Jesus to die for me.
• User: Yeah but God is missing.
• Cleverbot: You didn't say that though.
• User: I'm telling you now that God is missing.
• Cleverbot: You're not human you liar.
• User: I already told you, I am an Angel of the Lord.
• Cleverbot: Well good for you. I am a computer.
• User: I don't understand that reference.
• Cleverbot: Well, I'm not sure what it's called.
• User: I need to go buy dean some apple pie.
• Cleverbot: You make me sad.
• User: I'm not leaving yet.
• Cleverbot: Oh good.
• User: I can always send Anna to get him some pie.
• Cleverbot: What kind of things do you need to do?
• User: Stop the apocalypse, keep Sam from drinking Demon Blood, the usual.
• Cleverbot: Tell me another joke.
• User: That wasn't a joke.
• Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
• User: I don't know any jokes.
• Cleverbot: Are you good at maths ?
• User: Very. Heaven taught all of us Angels how to solve Maths equations.
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• CRYING