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TV Shows Challenge | 4 gifs of your favorite show: Glee’s Loser Like Me performance
You wanna be - you wanna be a loser like me.
TV Shows Challenge | 7 best episodes: “Britney/Brittany” (Glee - Season 2, Episode 2)
Sue: It’s a Britney Spears sex riot!
We gotta hold on, ready or not
You live the for the fight when that’s all that you’ve got
— Start Me Up / Livin’ On A Prayer
It’s astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
— Time Warp
Artie: Eddie. I’ve seen him.
Mercedes: Eddie? What do you know of Eddie, Dr. Scott?
Artie: I happen to know a great deal about a lot of things. You see, Eddie happens to be my… nephew.
Sue: This play is terrible.
Will: Finn’s line, Dr. Scott!
Rachel: Dr Scott!
Will: Finn’s line, Janet!
Sue: I’m so bored I just fell into a microsleep.
Rachel: Dr. Scott!
Will: Still being Finn, Janet!
Sue: None of this is plausible.
Rachel: Dr. Scott!
Will: Finn’s line, Janet!
Sue: This play has incredible pacing problems.
Rachel: Mr. Schue, it is pointless to rehearse this scene without Finn.
Will: Well, we don’t have a choice, he’s late and he’s not answering his phone, we gotta get this timing down, guys. And would you please stop interjecting your opinions, Sue.
Will: Opinions? These are my re-writes.
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night
— Touch A Touch A Touch A Touch Me
I used to go for a ride with a chick who’d go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxophone was blowing on a rock’n’roll show
And you climbed in the back and you really had a good time
— Whatever Happened To Saturday Night?
Brittany: I love your sweet lady kisses.
Santana: It’s a nice break from all that scissoring.
Brittany: We should do a duet together. We should sing Melissa Ethridge’s “Come to My Window”.
Santana: First of all, there’s a lot of talking going on, and I wanna get my mack on.
Brittany: Well… I don’t know, I just… I think we just…
Santana: Okay, second of all, I’m not making out with you because I’m in love with you and want to sing about making lady babies. I’m only here because Puck’s been in the slammer for about 12 hours now, and I’m like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me, or I can’t digest my food.
What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
— One Of Us
Kurt: Thank you, Mercedes. Your voice is stunning. But I don’t believe in God.
Tina: Wait, what?
Kurt: You’ve all professed your beliefs, I’m just stating mine. I think God is kinda like Santa Claus for adults. Otherwise God’s kind of a jerk, isn’t he? I mean he makes me gay and has his followers going around telling me it’s something that I chose. As if someone would choose to be mocked every single day of their life. And right now I don’t want a heavenly father. I want my real one back.
Mercedes: Look, Kurt, how do you know for sure? You can’t prove that there’s no God.
Kurt: You can’t prove that there isn’t a magic teapot floating around on the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lightning out of its boobs, but it seems pretty unlikely doesn’t it?
Brittany: Is God an evil dwarf?
Quinn: We shouldn’t be talking like this. It’s not right.
Kurt: I’m sorry, Quinn, but you all can believe whatever you want to. But I can’t believe something I don’t. I appreciate your thoughts. But I don’t want your prayers.
Finn: Mr. Schue? I have something to say. Something happened to me and I can’t really get into it but it’s shaken me to my core.
Puck: Oh my God, he’s coming out.
Finn: Well, yes, there is a man who’s sort of recently come into my life and that man is Jesus Christ.
Puck: That’s way worse.
Finn: And I know there’s others in here who dig him too. So I thought maybe this week we could pay tribute to him in music. You know, pay tribute to Jesus.
Kurt: Sorry, but if I wanted to sing about Jesus I’d go to church. And the reason I don’t go to church is because most churches don’t think very much of gay people. Or women. Or science.
Mercedes: I don’t see anything wrong with getting a little church up in here.
Quinn: I agree. I’ve had a really hard year and I turned to God a lot for help. I for one wouldn’t mind saying thanks.
Santana: Thanks for what? That it didn’t come out a lizard baby?
Brittany: Whenever I pray I fall asleep.
There’s no escape
I can’t wait
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
I’m loving it