Rachel: What did they say?
Finn: I talked him out of giving you a code red. They were pissed and they had the right to be. What you did was bad, Rachel. We could’ve used Sunshine to beat Vocal Adrenaline and now they’re just that much stronger.
Rachel: Just do it already.
Finn: What?
Rachel: Break up with me. Okay, we both knew it was just a matter of time.
Finn: I think you’re forgetting I’m not the quarterback anymore. I’m just another Glee loser now. Fact is you should be breaking up with me.
Rachel: I’ll never break up with you.
Finn: Me neither.

Just a second, it’s my favorite song they’re gonna play
And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh
You should’ve made some plans with me
You knew that I was free
And now you won’t stop calling me, I’m kinda busy

Sue: Shut up!

Rachel: Oh, hello. I couldn’t help but notice you admiring me yesterday in the courtyard.
Sunshine: Um, what?
Rachel: Oh, you don’t speak English. You like me sing. You like me sing very much.
Sunshine: Um, I totally speak English.
Rachel: I even did a little research on you, you’re a foreign exchange student named Sunshine Corazon because you’re from the Philippines where it’s sunny every day.
Sunshine: Except for the monsoons.
Rachel: Listen, Sunshine, we need chorus members. People to stand behind me and stare at me with wet, moved eyes while I sing solos. So, I encourage you to audition for Glee club. Glee club is fun. Swaying in background can be fun.
Sunshine: Thank you.
Rachel: Okay.

New York
Concrete jungle where dreams are made of
There’s nothin’ you can’t do
Now you’re in New York
These streets will make you feel brand new
Big lights will inspire you
Let’s hear it for New York, New York, New York

— Empire State Of Mind

Jacob: Okay, hi, I’m Jacob Ben Israel with Glee’s Big Gay Summer with all the Glee club dish you’re dying to know. Rachel, how do you respond to rumors you’re incredibly difficult to work with?
Finn: Well, as her boyfriend I can answer that.
Rachel: We’ve been dating all summer.
Finn: Rachel’s what you’d call a controlist.
Rachel: I’m controlling. Controlist isn’t a word.
Finn: Oh.
Rachel: I’m controlling. Performing is my life. And, yes, do I have opinions about it, does my need to constantly express those opinions annoy my fellow Glee clubbers?
Finn: Yes. That was out loud, wasn’t it?

Somewhere over the rainbow
Skies are blue
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true

Someday I’ll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far behind me
Where troubles melt like lemon drops
Away above the chimney tops
That’s where you’ll find me

— Over The Rainbow

Rachel: So, we have something we need to say to you.
Matt: In the beginning of this year I was just another football player.
Tina: I had a stutter.
Mercedes: I was a closeted diva.
Quinn: I used to be captain of the Cheerios.
Mike: I was afraid to dance outside my room.
Santana: I hated everyone in this club.
Brittany: So did I.
Kurt: I wasn’t honest about who I was.
Puck: I was tossing kids into dumpsters.
Artie: I had never kissed a girl before.
Rachel: I was getting slushied.
Finn: I didn’t have a father. Someone I could look up to, model myself after. Someone who could show me what it really meant to be a man.
Rachel: We don’t care what the judges say. We won. Because we had you as a teacher.
Mercedes: Glee club will never end, Mr. Schue, because you are Glee club. You’re in all of us now.

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Ooh, baby, can’t do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

— Bohemian Rhapsody

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searchin’ in the night

Streetlight, people
Livin’ just to find emotion
Hidin’ somewhere in the night

— Don’t Stop Believin’

It won’t be long yeah, ‘til you’re alone
When your love, oh, he hasn’t come home
‘Cause he’s lovin’, he’s touchin’, he’s squeezin’ another

Any way you want it
That’s the way you need it
Anyway you want it
He said any way you want it
That’s the way you need it
Anyway you want it

— Any Way You Want It / Lovin’ Touchin’ Squeezin’

And being a part ain’t easy on this love affair
Two strangers learn to fall in love again
I get the joy of rediscovering you

Oh girl
You stand by me
I’m forever yours
Faithfully

— Faithfully

Rachel: Break a leg.
Finn: I love you.

You’ve got a real type of thing going down, gettin’ down
There’s a whole lot of rhythm going round

Ow, we want the funk
Give up the funk
Ow, we need the funk
We gotta have that funk

— Give Up The Funk

Rachel: Do it. Break it like you broke my heart.
Jesse: I loved you.

Will: Alright, guys. Today I wanna talk to you about regrets. Who has some?
Rachel: Giving my heart to Jesse just to have it crushed like the stage floor at a performance of Stomp.
Quinn: Thinking “trust me” was a sensible birth control option.
Will: We all have them. I just finalized my divorce. I regret living in a relationship that wasn’t working. Letting her put me in these deep funks and not fighting back.