TV Shows Challenge | 6 worst villains: Sue Sylvester (Glee)
“You know, it’s like Madonna once said, “I’m tough, I’m ambitious, and I know what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.” I’m pretty sure she stole that line from one Sue Sylvester. No, really, she stole it from me. I said it first.”
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Sue: It’s a Britney Spears sex riot!
TV Shows Challenge | 10 TV shows you love the most: Glee
“By its very definition, Glee is about opening yourself up to joy.”
Artie: Eddie. I’ve seen him.
Mercedes: Eddie? What do you know of Eddie, Dr. Scott?
Artie: I happen to know a great deal about a lot of things. You see, Eddie happens to be my… nephew.
Sue: This play is terrible.
Will: Finn’s line, Dr. Scott!
Rachel: Oh!
Artie: Janet!
Rachel: Dr Scott!
Will: Finn’s line, Janet!
Sue: I’m so bored I just fell into a microsleep.
Rachel: Brad!
Mercedes: Rocky!
Will: Grrr!
Artie: Janet!
Rachel: Dr. Scott!
Will: Still being Finn, Janet!
Rachel: Brad!
Sue: None of this is plausible.
Mercedes: Rocky!
Will: Grr.
Artie: Janet.
Rachel: Dr. Scott!
Will: Finn’s line, Janet!
Rachel: Brad!
Mercedes: Rocky!
Will: Grr.
Sue: This play has incredible pacing problems.
Rachel: Mr. Schue, it is pointless to rehearse this scene without Finn.
Will: Well, we don’t have a choice, he’s late and he’s not answering his phone, we gotta get this timing down, guys. And would you please stop interjecting your opinions, Sue.
Will: Opinions? These are my re-writes.
I used to go for a ride with a chick who’d go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxophone was blowing on a rock’n’roll show
And you climbed in the back and you really had a good time— Whatever Happened To Saturday Night?
Emma: There is a boy in that Glee club that might lose his father. How could you get in the way when the only thing anyybody is trying to do is give that poor child just a little bit of comfort? What happened to you, Sue? Please tell me what horrible, horrible thing happened to you that made you such a miserable tyrant?
Sue: Have a seat. Since I was a little girl I had exactly one hero, my big sister. You know how much I worshiped her? She was the sun and the moon to me. And while I was still very young I noticed that other people didn’t feel the way I did. People were rude to her, they were cruel, they laughed at her. And so I began to pray, I prayed every night for her to get better and nothing changed. So I prayed harder and after a while I realized it wasn’t that I wasn’t praying hard enough, it’s that no one was listening. Asking someone to believe in a fantasy, however comforting isn’t a moral thing to do, it’s cruel.
Emma: Don’t you think that’s just a little bit arrogant?
Sue: It’s as arrogant as telling someone how to believe in God, and if they don’t accept it no matter how openhearted or honest their decent, they`re going to hell? Well, that doesn’t sound very Christian, does it?
Emma: Well, if that’s what you believe that’s fine. But please keep it to yourself.
Sue: Well, as long as you do the same. That kid could lose his father at any moment, you should start preparing him for that. Now get the hell out of my office.
Beautiful people. <3
Just a second, it’s my favorite song they’re gonna play
And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh
You should’ve made some plans with me
You knew that I was free
And now you won’t stop calling me, I’m kinda busy
Sue: Shut up!
