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1 year ago on August 14, 2011 at 02:48am
Posts tagged Amber Riley.
TV Shows Challenge | 4 gifs of your favorite show: Glee’s Loser Like Me performance
You wanna be - you wanna be a loser like me.
1 year ago on August 04, 2011 at 07:56pm
TV Shows Challenge | 10 TV shows you love the most: Glee
“By its very definition, Glee is about opening yourself up to joy.”
2 years ago on April 20, 2011 at 09:07pm
We gotta hold on, ready or not
You live the for the fight when that’s all that you’ve got— Start Me Up / Livin’ On A Prayer
2 years ago on March 31, 2011 at 04:45am
It’s astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll— Time Warp
2 years ago on March 23, 2011 at 02:57am
Artie: Eddie. I’ve seen him.
Mercedes: Eddie? What do you know of Eddie, Dr. Scott?
Artie: I happen to know a great deal about a lot of things. You see, Eddie happens to be my… nephew.
Sue: This play is terrible.
Will: Finn’s line, Dr. Scott!
Rachel: Oh!
Artie: Janet!
Rachel: Dr Scott!
Will: Finn’s line, Janet!
Sue: I’m so bored I just fell into a microsleep.
Rachel: Brad!
Mercedes: Rocky!
Will: Grrr!
Artie: Janet!
Rachel: Dr. Scott!
Will: Still being Finn, Janet!
Rachel: Brad!
Sue: None of this is plausible.
Mercedes: Rocky!
Will: Grr.
Artie: Janet.
Rachel: Dr. Scott!
Will: Finn’s line, Janet!
Rachel: Brad!
Mercedes: Rocky!
Will: Grr.
Sue: This play has incredible pacing problems.
Rachel: Mr. Schue, it is pointless to rehearse this scene without Finn.
Will: Well, we don’t have a choice, he’s late and he’s not answering his phone, we gotta get this timing down, guys. And would you please stop interjecting your opinions, Sue.
Will: Opinions? These are my re-writes.
2 years ago on March 20, 2011 at 04:10am
I used to go for a ride with a chick who’d go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxophone was blowing on a rock’n’roll show
And you climbed in the back and you really had a good time— Whatever Happened To Saturday Night?
2 years ago on March 11, 2011 at 03:21am
Here’s a ring to prove that I’m no joker
There’s three ways that love can grow
That’s good, bad or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T I love you so— Damn It, Janet
2 years ago on March 08, 2011 at 09:56am
I love you, baby, like a flower loves a spring
I love you, baby, like a robin loves to sing
I love you, baby, like a schoolboy loves his pie
And oh, I love you, baby, river deep, mountain high— River Deep, Mountain High
2 years ago on February 13, 2011 at 03:30am
What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home— One Of Us
2 years ago on February 11, 2011 at 02:59am
Kurt: Thank you, Mercedes. Your voice is stunning. But I don’t believe in God.
Tina: Wait, what?
Kurt: You’ve all professed your beliefs, I’m just stating mine. I think God is kinda like Santa Claus for adults. Otherwise God’s kind of a jerk, isn’t he? I mean he makes me gay and has his followers going around telling me it’s something that I chose. As if someone would choose to be mocked every single day of their life. And right now I don’t want a heavenly father. I want my real one back.
Mercedes: Look, Kurt, how do you know for sure? You can’t prove that there’s no God.
Kurt: You can’t prove that there isn’t a magic teapot floating around on the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lightning out of its boobs, but it seems pretty unlikely doesn’t it?
Brittany: Is God an evil dwarf?
Quinn: We shouldn’t be talking like this. It’s not right.
Kurt: I’m sorry, Quinn, but you all can believe whatever you want to. But I can’t believe something I don’t. I appreciate your thoughts. But I don’t want your prayers.
2 years ago on January 29, 2011 at 06:14pm
Finn: Mr. Schue? I have something to say. Something happened to me and I can’t really get into it but it’s shaken me to my core.
Puck: Oh my God, he’s coming out.
Finn: Well, yes, there is a man who’s sort of recently come into my life and that man is Jesus Christ.
Puck: That’s way worse.
Finn: And I know there’s others in here who dig him too. So I thought maybe this week we could pay tribute to him in music. You know, pay tribute to Jesus.
Kurt: Sorry, but if I wanted to sing about Jesus I’d go to church. And the reason I don’t go to church is because most churches don’t think very much of gay people. Or women. Or science.
Mercedes: I don’t see anything wrong with getting a little church up in here.
Quinn: I agree. I’ve had a really hard year and I turned to God a lot for help. I for one wouldn’t mind saying thanks.
Santana: Thanks for what? That it didn’t come out a lizard baby?
Brittany: Whenever I pray I fall asleep.
2 years ago on January 28, 2011 at 01:58am
There’s no escape
I can’t wait
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You’re dangerous
I’m loving it— Toxic
2 years ago on January 24, 2011 at 02:16am
